I was checking in books this morning and some of the kids were talking about Star Wars. I said, “Did you hear that the next series movie has a title now?”
Kid: Really? What is it?
Me: The Last Jedi.
Kid: Cool. I wonder who that is.
Me: I don’t know. I imagine it might be Luke Skywalker.
Kid: Who’s that?
Me (loudly, pointing at the door): You get out of here RIGHT NOW MISTER and don’t come back until you know who Luke Skywalker is!
Other kids fell on the floor laughing. (It’s okay, they know I’m kidding!)